Elves!!

[styrland]

Dyslexic_fool said:

Spannah was not a lush, she was hot

I would, and if I would you definatly would

Thats true! Elves are so cool!!!

[MarkL]

NOO! elves are evil.

[Brian]

yes yes.. elves are evil.. and the whole lot of them are well..lush, hehe.. dwarves on the other hand.. well lets just say dwarves are a lot better.. just give him a flask of Dwarven spirits.. and you will have a lasting relation ship, as long as you dont talk about his beard.

[MarkL]

dwarves are smelly.

[Bogof]

And boring, they only talk about three things, mining, family and axes.

Unless of course they happen to be female Dwarves, then they talk about how to shave close!

[MarkL]

and they dont use a bic.

[Brian]

Dwarves are not boring!!.. there eccentric beings... and as for shaving close? * shudders* ew.. Elves .. all they care about is Wine, forests.. trees, and nature.. TEXT

[MarkL]

dwarves are short and have rocks in thier head. *nods*

[Dyslexic_fool]

Dwarves are great, you can trust a dwarf not to be a ponsy elf, i mean with elves you can barely tell a male from a female they are all so efeminate. like with the old dwarven saying

"the elves are coming, Bums against the wall"

[Bogof]

Well Elves, Dwarves, at least their not halflings!

[MarkL]

true.. those hairy feet. *shutters*

[Louise Karczmarz]

*Gives Mark a couple of 'd's for that action to solve the identification with small cottages.*

There's nothing wrong with dwarves that a hand axe to the back of the skull won't solve. No, seriously folks, the dwarves are cool people too..... honest.

Hello Brian, it's good to see you here at last. I think the dwarves in other games seem to have been trivialised and made into creatures of comedy. While that's all well and good if you're creating a funny epic where you have room for everything from the scary to the plain ridiculous..... but if you want them to be taken seriously as a race..... All the D&D stereotypes would have to be chucked out the window for starters!

[MarkL]

i wouldnt go so far as to say they were trivialized.. the mountain dwarves in Krynn and the dwarves in the dark elf trilogy were not to be angered.

[Louise Karczmarz]

You know what I mean Mark...if you look at the dwarves of myth they were mischievous, dangerous, some were honourable, courageous, ..... they were a people in their own right. In alot of games I've played the elves are the ones with history, culture, the dwarves? wannabes to join a production of Snow White. Most of the stereotypes about dwarves make them seem .... stupid.

[MarkL]

you've had some jaded dwarven experiences.